雨花石 发表于 2010-2-23 15:58

英语笑话

语言反映智慧。一起来看看以下搞笑经典的对白吧，你会发现我们身边的语言是多么智慧！

　　Boy: May I hold your hand?

　　Girl: No thanks,it isn't heavy.

　　Boy: Can I buy you a drink?

　　Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money.

　　Boy: Is this seat empty?

　　Girl: Yes,and this one will be if you sit down.

　　Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?

　　Girl: Yes.That's why I won't go there anymore.

　　Boy: I'd like to call you.Your number?

　　Girl: It's in the phone book.

　　Boy: Hi,didn't we go on dates before? Once or twice?

　　Girl: Must've been once.I never make the same mistake twice.

　　Girl: If we become engaged, will you give me a ring?

　　Boy: Sure,what's your telephone number?

　　Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest.

　　Boy: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

雨花石 发表于 2010-2-23 16:06

Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet.

"Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail."

The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?"

"Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome."

雨花石 发表于 2010-2-23 16:07

One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a mousetrap. The shopkeeper said to her, "Put some cheese in it and you will soon catch that mouse."

The lady went home with her mousetrap, but when she looked in her cupboard, she could not find any cheese in it. She did not want to go back to the shop, because it was very late, so she cut a picture of some cheese out of a magazine and put that in the trap.

Surprisingly, the picture of the cheese was quite successful! When the lady came down to the kitchen the next morning she found a picture of a mouse in the trap beside the picture of the cheese!

sugar__box 发表于 2010-2-23 16:07

Boy: May I hold your hand?
Girl: No thanks,it isn't heavy，
這個不錯 。

N-tao 发表于 2010-2-23 16:29

Boy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes,and this one will be if you sit down.

亲亲我的宝贝 发表于 2010-2-23 22:52

Boy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes,and this one will be if you sit down.


so cool

foleyzheng 发表于 2010-3-29 15:02

what a pity i am so poor in english

APLUS 发表于 2010-4-12 23:08

got it, that is funny

lucychow 发表于 2010-5-17 20:45

that'sintresting!

blsli168 发表于 2010-5-26 19:05

中文翻译

　男孩:我能握住你的手吗?
　　
　　女孩:不用了,谢谢,不是很重。
　　
　　男孩:我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?
　　
　　女:不必,我很有钱。
　　
　　男孩:这个座位是空的吧?
　　
　　女:是的,如果你坐下。
　　
　　男孩:没有,我以前在什么地方见过你?
　　
　　女孩:是的。这就是为什么我不再去那里。
　　
　　男孩:我想打电话给你. 你的电话号码吗?
　　
　　女孩:是在电话簿上查到。
　　
　　男孩:嘿,我们没有约会吗?一次还是两次?
　　
　　女孩:一定是一次我从来没有犯同样的错误。
　　
　　女:如果我们订婚了,你会给我戒指吗?
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