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Dear fengfan4613:

Good idea, Pls persist in it, If you need, Pls freely tell me, I will support you.......      

loverby

good,very good

fengfan4613

0828

Excuse for Speeding

　　 Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.
　　‘Why on earth were you driving so fast?’ the policeman yelled.
　　'Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!'

中文：
超速的理由

　　 哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。
　　“你们为什么开那么快？”警官喊道。
　　“我们的刹车不好，因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。”

fengfan4613

引用第20楼frankpeng于2008-08-28 09:55发表的  :
Dear fengfan4613:

Good idea, Pls persist in it, If you need, Pls freely tell me, I will support you.......      

Dear frankpeng,

Thank you for your support.I will persist it for ever.

fengfan4613

0829

The Reason of Late

　Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?

　Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says, 'School -- Go Slow'.


中文：
迟到的原因

　　老师：约翰尼，为什么你每天早晨都迟到？

　　约翰尼：每当我经过学校附近的拐角处，就见路牌上写着'学校－缓行'。

lvyongjian

very good，

yanwenfeng

just a joke

yxd2008

8月30日

1、Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行".

2.Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

3、"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.

"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？" 老师发问道。
"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。

4、George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said
that two and four were six too....."

9月1日, 乔治放学回到家里。
"乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？" 妈妈问。
"妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。"

5. Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates
were thinking it hard.The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then
hear the thunderrolls? Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。
这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声？
尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。

luqing_sz

The Reason of  Late ??有这种表达的吗?我记得of  Late 是"近来"的意思.

fengfan4613

0830(补)

Main Entrance

　　A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read ’BEST DEALS.’
　　 He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading ’LOWEST PRICES.’
　　 The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read ’MAIN ENTRANCE’.



中文：
主要入口处

　　一个商店主看到一个和他卖几乎相同东西的店在隔壁开张很慌张，那个店竖起一个大牌子："最好的商品"
　　他看到他的右边又有一个竞争对手，也有一个更大的牌子“最便宜的价格“他也很不安。
　　 终于他不再不安了，因为他想出了个好主意他树立了一个最大的牌子在中间，他的店面前：“主要入口处”